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APRONYMS BY CARL BRETT
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100% ACRONYMS (17)Alternative Corny Readings Or Names You Must Submit Carl Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% APPLE MACAdvanced Processing Power Logically Ergonomic Mathematically Advanced Computer Carl Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% BILBOBelittled Ignoramus Likes Boring Others. Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
100% EDSEvil Doers Supreme Carl Brett, who works for a company called EDS
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Companies
100% EDS (2)Electric Donkey Service Carl Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Companies
100% EDS (5)Experts Dont Subscribe Carl Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Companies
100% EDS (6)Evil Doers Society Carl Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Companies
100% ELRONDEgotistical Lad Rapist Of Naughty Dwarfs Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
100% ELROND (2)Elegant Lazy Ruler Of Nostalgic Demigods Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
100% ENTEat No Trees! Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
100% ENT (2)Enormous Noble Tree Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
100% FAMOUS (2)Finally A Merit Of Useless Submissions Carl Brett, after being informed that he'd submitted enough acronyms to get on the HALL OF FAME.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% FRODOFurry Runt Of Dubious Origin Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
100% GIMLIGrotty Inbred Man (Little Incomplete) Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
100% HILUX SURFHeight In Luxury Utilitarian Xpress Superb Ute Really Flash! Carl Brett
Transport:Car Makes & Models
100% MAC (4)Macintoshes Aren't Compatible Carl Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% MACS (3)Macintoshes Aren't Computers (Seriously!) Carl Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% MORTARBOARD (2)Most Optically Ridiculous Tradition... Academic Regalia Built On A Redundant Design. Carl Brett, as an improvement on Angela's MORTARBOARD
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
100% PH.D.Pathetically Haughty Dunce Carl Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Education:Qualifications
100% SAMWISESexually Active Misfit Wanderer (Is Seeing Elrond) Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
100% SPASTICSlightly Palsied Athlete Specially To Intrigue Competitors Carl Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% SPASTIC (2)Slightly Palsied Athlete Specifically To Irritate Carl Carl Brett, probably referring to Angela
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% STRIDERSilly Tall Ranger Ignores Dodgy Elrond Rapist Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
100% THE HOBBITThe Hopelessly Egotistical Hoary Old Bilbo Baggins's Ingenious Tale Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Book Titles
Art & Literature:The Lord of the Rings