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APRONYMS BY MARY CARR
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86% ANGELAAngelical Nosy Girl Enquiring of Literary Affairs Mary Carr
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100% ANGELA (7)Academically Neat Goof Equally Loves Acronyms Mary Carr, in a last-minute effort to increase her number of contributions, just before Angela uploaded the acronymist hall of fame. (http://acronyms.co.nz/halloffame.html)
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100% ANTHONYAffluent, Nostalgic Travelling Hippy - Old, Not Youthful. Mary Carr, describing her brother (with a little help from Angela Brett.)
Names:First names:Male
92% AUSTRALIANSArrogant, Useless, Sheep-f***ing Thickos... Rejected & Aimlessly Liking Ignorant Aussie Neurotic Sheila Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
100% BEDBlank Eyed Doze Mary Carr (Angela's mother)
Household Objects:Furniture
100% BED (2)Bloody Eyed Drunk Mary Carr
Household Objects:Furniture
100% BED (3)Beneath Exciting Duvet Mary Carr
Household Objects:Furniture
100% BEERBrewer's Exciting Effervescence, Rabblerouser. Mary Carr
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BOTTOMBig Orifices Treat Tons Of Merde! Mary Carr/Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
83% CAMEL (2)Carrying Amorous Males to Exquisite Ladies Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Animals
Transport
100% CHRISTMAS (2)Christ Heralds Rejoicing Into Songs, Turning Masses Against Sin. Mary Carr
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% DARLING (3)Diana - Adored Royal Lying In Neat Grave Mary Carr and Angela Brett
Politics:Royalty
100% DICK HEADDecidedly Ignorant Childish Kid Heeding Endless Arrogant Drivel Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Insults
100% DOGSDefinitely Odorous Greedy Sods Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Animals
100% FAIRYFanciful Aerobic Individual Raising Yawns Mary Carr
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
100% FARMERFriendly, Agricultural 'Real Man...' Endearingly Rugged. Mary Carr
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% FATHERFearless Adult That Hinders Equal Responsibilities Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Family
100% GODMOTHERGood Old Dame Minding Other Transient Humans Extra Responsibilities Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Family
87% IGNORANT PANSYIntelligence Going Nowhere, Organic Ranting Around Nonsensical Trifle Pertaining to Antagonistic Nonsense of Screaming Youth. Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Insults
100% IRISH (2)Ignorant Rogues In Shamrock Highlands Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
100% KENNETHKeen Extrovert Needs Nice Erudite Thinking Hedonist Mary Carr, on a Kenneth she knows.
Names:First names:Male
100% LUST (3)Lecherous Unadulterated Sexy Thoughts Mary Carr, on hearing Eric's LUST (2).
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% MAORIMeandering Aborigines Originating Round Islands Mary Carr, referring to the aboriginal people of New Zealand
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
80% MARYMarvelously Angelic, Religious and Youthful Mary Carr
Names:Acronymists
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100% MARY (2)Madam, Articulate Royal Yobbo. Mary Carr, describing herself.
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100% MEADMeadow Extract, Alcoholic Drink Mary Carr
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% MECHANICMale Endangered Class, He's Always Nestled Inside Cars Mary Carr
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Transport
100% MICE (2)Mouse Increasing Cat's Excitement Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
100% MOTHERMajestic, Orderly, Tit-Heralding Energetic Reposedness Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Family
100% MURPHYMuch Understanding Regarding Potato Heralding Yeast Mary Carr
Food & Drink
100% MURPHY (2)Many Use Resourcefully Potato's Healthy Yield Mary Carr
Food & Drink
86% PASTORPerson Advocating Sensible Terms of Organised Restriction Mary Carr
Religion:Religious Occupations
100% POLICE (7)People Organising Litigation Incarcerating Criminals Everywhere Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% POOR MANPeople Ordinary Opulent Retaining Mana And Nous Mary Carr
People & Relationships
Commerce
100% POPE (2)Pastoral Official Pretending Euphoria Mary Carr
Religion:Religious Occupations
80% POSHPeople Overcome by Social Haughtiness Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% PRICKPenis Rests In Coloured Knickers Mary Carr/Angela Brett, while Mary was watching some pricks on television.
People & Relationships:Insults
88% PRICKLEPractising Racial Insults Coloured by Kinship Leveling Expletives Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Insults
100% PUSSY CATPurring Under Suzy's Sweet Yellow Cardie - Absolute Tranquility Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Animals
100% RICH MANRandy Ignorant Craving Hideous Money Amid Needy Mary Carr
Commerce
100% SNEEZESnotty Nose Effortlessly Energising, Zinging Everywhere. Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% STEVE KEATE (2)Snores To Excess, Volume Explosive! Kind Enough A*sehole To Endure Mary Carr and Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
100% STUDY (2)Stupid Tutors Undermining Delinquent Youth Mary Carr
Education
100% TINKERTrusting In Nice King's Effective Rulings Mary Carr
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations