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| VA | Vocally Aardvarkoid | 
                Jeff Anonymous, as a play of VA for Voice Actor. Re-expansions of existing acronyms Entertainment  | 
| VAC | Vernal Annual Cleansing | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Verbs  | 
| VAC (2) | Voice Always Clear | 
                Rico Leffanta Religion:Hindu Goddesses  | 
| VACANCY | Visitors Aren't Coming... Ain't No Customers Yet! | 
                Angela Brett Assorted Nouns  | 
| VACATION | Visit Another Country And Tour Its Oldest Neighbourhoods | 
                Angela Brett Sports & Recreation:Travel  | 
| VACUUM | Vortex Assaults Carpet, Uplifting Unsightly Matter | 
                Ian Rywalt Household Objects:Appliances  | 
| VACUUM (2) | Visit A Cold, Uncaring Universe - Matterless! | 
                Angela Brett (it must be uncaring, because in a vacuum, nothing matters.) Science:Astronomy  | 
| VACUUM (3) | Vast Area Catches Uncleanliness Under Machine | 
                Jan Morgan Household Objects:Appliances  | 
| VAGINA | Venereal Area. Girl's. I No 'Ave | 
                Jeff Anonymous, in response to PENIS and PHALLUS Science:Biology:Body Parts  | 
| VAGINA (2) | Very Accomodating, Good In Numerous Applications | 
                Matthew Oram and Steve Keate Science:Biology:Body Parts  | 
| VAGINA (3) | Vigorous Agitation Gets Its Nubbin Aroused | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust Science:Biology:Body Parts  | 
| VALENTINE | Very Amorous Lovers Enjoy Naughty Things, Including Negligees Etc. | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships:Love & Lust Time:Special Occasions  | 
| VALENTINE (2) | Vigorous And Lusty Encounters Nightly Trysts Involve Nookie Episodes? | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust Time:Special Occasions  | 
| VALENTINE (3) | Veronese Adolescent Leaves. Enters Next Town Into New Entanglement | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Two Gentlemen of Verona Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Gentlemen of Verona  | 
| VALENTINE (4) | Venus And Lips Entangle Naturally To Indicate Numerical Expression | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, proposing that the "Valentine" should be the SI unit of kisses. People & Relationships:Love & Lust Science:Mathematics:Measurement  | 
| VALENTINES | Value Any Lasting Entwinement, Never Thwart It 'Needing' Extra Sex. | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships:Love & Lust Time:Special Occasions  | 
| VALID | Verily, A Logically Inferred Derivation | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Assorted Adjectives  | 
| VALLEY | Ventilation Allows Lungs Loud Emphatic Yodel | 
                jotham Places  | 
| VALLEY FORGE | Volunteer Army Languished Lamentably, Elements. Yes Famished Order's Reorganization Guarded Emcampment | 
                Jan Morgan Places History  | 
| VALUE | Virgins At Large Uniting Evangelists | 
                Rico Leffanta Assorted Nouns  | 
| VALUES | Vision A List, Usually Ensures Success | 
                Jan Morgan People & Relationships  | 
| VAMPIRES (2) | Veins & Arteries Make Particularly Intimidating Repast, Eaten Sanguivorously. | 
                Angela Brett Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures  | 
| VAN | Vehicle Accomodates Nine | 
                Angela Brett Transport  | 
| VANDALS | Valuable Antiques Neatly Displayed And, Luckily, Sold! | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans  | 
| VAPORWARE | Venders Advertise Prematurely. Often Resources Wane And Research Ends. | 
                Roger Williams Commerce  | 
| VARIG | Vintage Aircraft Rotting In Graveyards | 
                Chris Kjelgaard Transport  | 
| VCD | Veins, Capillaries Damaged. | 
                Jeff Anonymous Re-expansions of existing acronyms Computers:Do Not Eat  | 
| VEGAN | Vegetarian Extreme... Greens And Nuts. | 
                Angela Brett Food & Drink  | 
| VEGAN (2) | Vegan: Eating Great; Animalproducts Never! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Food & Drink  | 
| VEGETABLE | Valuable Element, Great Edible To Assist Bodies, Life Existence | 
                Jan Morgan Food & Drink  | 
| VEGETABLES | Vitamin-Enriched Greens - Eat Them And Begin Losing Excess Stones. | 
                Angela Brett Food & Drink  | 
| VENEREAL DISEASE | Victim Enjoyed Numerous Erotic Relationships Evidently - And Long-Dreaded Itch Sometimes Ensues After Sexual Encounters | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments  | 
| VENICE | Visually Exquisite. Needed Impressive Civil Engineering. | 
                Eric Bridgstock Places:Towns & Cities  | 
| VENUS | Volcanic Environment Near Unbearable Sunshine | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Astronomy:Planets  | 
| VENUS (2) | Virgin Encompassing Neanderthal Under Stress | 
                Rico Leffanta Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses  | 
| VERBOSE | Vocal Exercises Replacing Burning Off Sexual Energy | 
                Rico Leffanta Communication  | 
| VERDI | Virgins Embrace Romantic Divine Intervention | 
                Rico Leffanta Entertainment:Music:Artists  | 
| VERMONT | Very Enchanting Rich Mountains Observed Natural Treat | 
                Jan Morgan - Green Mountains/ Beautiful Foliage/ Maple Syrup Places:States & Regions  | 
| VERONICA | Vicarious Expanders: Remember, Our Niche Is Creative Acronyms. | 
                Angela Brett, after somebody who apparently hadn't read the submission guidelines at http://acronyms.co.nz/guidelines.html submitted a common jargon-variety expansion for VERONICA. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms  | 
| VERSICHERUNG | Virtually Everyone Requires Some Insurance. Can't Have Everything Right Unconditionally - Nobody's God! | 
                Steve Keate (Versicherung is German for 'insurance') Science:Linguistics:German Words  | 
| VERSICHERUNG (2) | Vendors Everywhere! Request Sales In Carparks, Homes, Even Right Under Neighbour's Gazebo. | 
                Angela Brett Science:Linguistics:German Words  | 
| VERY GOOD! | Victorious Exclamation. Really You Give One Obvious Delight. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, after he typed 'VERY GOOD!' in an email to Angela and she reminded him that capitalised phrases ought to be acronymised. Assorted Phrases  | 
| VERY IMPORTANT PERSON | Vague Eulogistic Reportage - Yawn! - Invites My Perusal Of Rumours That A Notable Tabloid Personality Escorted (Romantically) Someone Of Note | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (nowadays VIPs are anyone who romances another VIP) Names:Famous people People & Relationships  | 
| VESTA | Vulcan Espouses Sparks To Ardent | 
                Rico Leffanta Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses  | 
| VET | Very Expensive Trip! | 
                Patricia Rix Science:Biology Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations  | 
| VFAT | Verily, Files Are Truncated | 
                Sean Lamb (VFAT = Virtual File Allocation Table; the filesystem type that Windows 98 uses) Re-expansions of existing acronyms Computers:Windows  | 
| VIAGRA | Vaginal Interface Aid, Genitalia Rapidly Ascends. | 
                Steve Keate and Angela Brett Drugs  | 
| VIAGRA (2) | Virility Is A Gift Readily Available | 
                Angela Brett Drugs  | 
| VIAGRA (3) | Vitality Imbued Again... Get Ready, Agnes! | 
                Steve Keate Drugs  | 
| VIAGRA (4) | Vital In Arousing Geriatric's Responses Again | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Drugs  | 
| VIBE | Very Intense Buzzin' Environment | 
                Hippy McCoy O'Grady Assorted Nouns  | 
| VICKI | Vivacious Individual, Conducts Key Inspiration | 
                Jan Morgan Names:First names:Female  | 
| VICKY | Vivacious Individual Conducts Key Yearnings | 
                Jan Morgan - a person I know Names:First names:Female  | 
| VICTIM | Villain Is Cruelly Torturing & Injuring Me. | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships:Law & Order  | 
| VICTOR HUGO | Verbs Idols Charms Taunt Our Religion Halting Unity God Ordained | 
                Rico Leffanta Art & Literature:Writers  | 
| VICTORIA | Vivacious Individual, Conducts Trade Of Refreshment In Alcohol | 
                Jan Morgan Names:First names:Female  | 
| VIDEOTAPE | Viewing Is Delayed, Even Old Television Appears Pathetic Eventually | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Entertainment  | 
| VIENNA | Violin Inspired Events; Nasty Nazi Associations. | 
                Eric Bridgstock Places:Towns & Cities  | 
| VIETNAM | Victorious In Ending That Nasty American Matter. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Countries  | 
| VIEW | Vista In Every Window | 
                Angela Brett Assorted Nouns  | 
| VILE | Very Intensely Loathsome Entity | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Adjectives  | 
| VILLAIN | Violent Individual Largely Lacking Any Innate Niceness | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady MacGirl & KeyBoard People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals  | 
| VILLAINS | Violent Individuals Little Liked Amongst Innocent Normal Society | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady MacGirl & KeyBoard People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals  | 
| VINDALOO | Volcanic Indian Norm Daunts A Lot Of Others | 
                Angela Brett Food & Drink  | 
| VINNY | Violence Is Not Nice, Y'know | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to soccer's 'hard man' Vinny Jones, who has turned to acting in films and plays 'hard' roles Names:First names:Male Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses  | 
| VIOLET | Very Intense On Lady's Eyelids - Tempting | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Adjectives:Colours  | 
| VIOLINS | Virgin's Immaculate Orchestration: Love's Instrument Needs Strings | 
                Rico Leffanta Entertainment:Music:Instruments  | 
| VIRGIL | Verily, I Really Generate Immense Literature. | 
                Virgil Art & Literature:Writers  | 
| VIRGIN | Vagina Is Ready, Girl Is Not. | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships:Love & Lust  | 
| VIRGINIA | Valued Individual Reaches Goals In Noted Inspirational Analysis | 
                Jan Morgan Names:First names:Female  | 
| VIRGINIA (2) | Views In Region Greatly Involve National Interesting Attractions | 
                Jan Morgan Places:States & Regions  | 
| VIRGINIA MCMATH | Vivacious Individual (Repetitiously Giggles) Invites Neighbours In And Masterfully Conducts Many Audacious Tahitian Hulas | 
                Rico Leffanta (Virginia McMath is better known as Ginger Rogers) Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names  | 
| VIRGO | Vaguely Intelligent Readers Given Opinions | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Religion:Astrology  | 
| VIRGO (2) | Very Industrious, Risks Graphic Overachievement | 
                Jan Morgan -- can be very critical of others, risks feelings Religion:Astrology  | 
| VIRII | Violently Invasive - Readily Initiating Illnesses | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments  | 
| VIRL | Valiant Individual Reaches Learning | 
                Jan Morgan - someone I know Names:First names:Male  | 
| VIRNA LISI | Virgins In Rome Now Agree: Love Is Seldom Intimate | 
                Rico Leffanta Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses  | 
| VIRTUAL DOCTOR | Veterans' Information Resource That Uses A Large Database Of Clinical Trials; Online Retrieval. | 
                Angela Brett (see DETECTIVE) Computers:Internet:VA Data Acquisition  | 
| VIRUS | Violates Information, Ruthlessly Uses Space | 
                Angela Brett Computers  | 
| VISA CARD | Vastly Increases Spending Ability... Can Also Raise Debts | 
                Angela Brett Commerce  | 
| VISION | Voluptuous Image Sensually Invading Ordinary Nightmare | 
                Rico Leffanta Assorted Nouns  | 
| VISION (2) | View Introduces Savior, Is Of News | 
                Jan Morgan - Sacred visitation News to those that believe in Savior and want what He Revealed Religion  | 
| VISITING TEACHERS | Vital Intuitive Sisters Invited To Initiate News Goes To Effeminate, Attentively Caring Home Environment Recommended Significantly | 
                Jan Morgan -- Someone who comes by church members' homes to see how the lady of the house is doing Religion:Religious Occupations  | 
| VISITING TEACHERS (2) | Vital Intuitive Sisters Invited To Initiate News Gets Timely Enlightened Appointment Checking How's Effeminate Responsibilty Significant | 
                Jan Morgan - Someone who comes by church member's home to see how the lady of the house is doing Religion:Religious Occupations  | 
| VISITOR PASS | Veturing Into Some Interesting Television Offices? Restricted! Please Ask Security Staff. | 
                Angela Brett Assorted Nouns  | 
| VISIT USA | Vacations Including Scenes Illustrating The Ugliest Sexual Adventures | 
                Rico Leffanta Assorted Phrases  | 
| VISOR | Vison Interrupter Shading Optical Resources | 
                Rico Leffanta Household Objects:Clothing  | 
| VITAL SIGNS | Very Important That All Life Signals Indicate Good News & Salubrity. | 
                Angela Brett Science:Biology  | 
| VITAMINS | Vital Ingredients To Assure Mankind Is Not Sickly | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology Food & Drink  | 
| VIVALDI | Vain Italian Violinists Always Like Dulcet Inventions | 
                Sean Lamb Entertainment:Music:Artists  | 
| VOCODER | Victoria, Or Cellos, Or Deranged? Extensive Range. | 
                Angela Brett (they are all Macintalk voices) Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software  | 
| VOCODERS | Voice Of Computer's Often Deliberately Extra Robotic Sounding | 
                Angela Brett (thinking of the Macintalk voices Votron, Trinoids and Zarvox in particular) Computers  | 
| VODAFONE | Voice Or Data Apparently Fry Owners' Neurons Eventually. | 
                Angela Brett (Vodafone is a cellphone network) Commerce:Companies Communication  | 
| VODKA | Vial Of Dendrite-Killing Alcohol | 
                Angela Brett Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic  | 
| VOGUL | Vierd Old Grand Ulgric Lingo | 
                Jeff Anonymous (Vogul is a Finno-Ugric language of the Ugric group, spoken East of the Ural Mountains) Science:Linguistics  | 
| VOICE | Vocal Option Is Coming Eventually | 
                Jason Wilcox Entertainment:Music Communication:Talking  | 
| VOL-AU-VENTS | Voiced One Laugh And Uncertainly Ventured Extra - Needed To Stop | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, after he'd said "How's that for starters" and Angela had replied that it wasn't as nice as vol-au-vents. Laughter  | 
| VOLCANOES | Volumes Of Lava Come After Numerous Orgasmic Earthquakes. Scram! | 
                Roger Williams Places People & Relationships:Disaster Science:Geology  | 
| VOLDEMORT | Villain Opposes Lot During Education, Mudbloods Offend Racist Terrorist | 
                Jan Morgan Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter  | 
| VOLLEYBALL | Virgins, Or Leaping Lasses, Exercise Yielding Balls At Layman Level | 
                Rico Leffanta Sports & Recreation  | 
| VOLTAIRE | Very Often Lies Triggered Arouet Into Ridiculing Ethics | 
                Rico Leffanta Art & Literature:Writers  | 
| VOLTAIRE (2) | Volumes Of Literature Tell All In Random Epistles | 
                Rico Leffanta Art & Literature:Writers  | 
| VOLVO | Vulgar Old Ladies' Vehicle, Obviously | 
                Steve Keate (see STEVE) Transport:Car Makes & Models  | 
| VOLVO (2) | Veers Obstructively, Lobbing Vehicle Over | 
                Steve Keate, referring to the unusually high number of Volvae involved in motorcycle accidents. Transport:Car Makes & Models  | 
| VOLVO (3) | Vehicle Out-Lasts Vintage Owners | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (Volvos are notably sturdy and reliable) Transport:Car Makes & Models  | 
| VOLVO (4) | Vehicle's Owners Look Very Overbearing | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Transport:Car Makes & Models  | 
| VOLVO (5) | Vehicle Out Lives Vehicle's Owner | 
                My friend and I used to amuse ourselves on car trips by doing these for whatever cars we would see - this is my favorite. Transport:Car Makes & Models  | 
| VOMIT (2) | Viscous Odorous Mess - Ill Tummy | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments  | 
| VONDA | Vendetta Of Nymphs, Does Attack | 
                Jan Morgan - someone I know Names:First names:Female  | 
| VOTE | Variety Offered, Tabulated Elections | 
                Jan Morgan Politics  | 
| VOTER | Voice Of The Electorate's Registered | 
                TMcCO'G Politics  | 
| VOUCHER | Value On Usage; Can Habitually Expire Rapidly | 
                Edwin Hermann (with the semicolon, the expansion talks about it having a value when you redeem it, and that the voucher can expire quickly, without the semicolon it talks about the value often expiring fast.) Commerce  | 
| VOULEZ-VOUS? | Voicing Our (Using Language Exotic) Zeal, Veritably, Our Urges Satisfied! | 
                Robert Anonymous Assorted Phrases Science:Linguistics:French Words  | 
| VOYAGER | Vulcans Often Yearn About Getting Ears Remodelled | 
                Bones McCoy O'Grady Entertainment:TV shows  | 
| VROOM | V8's Roar - Obvious Onomatopoeic Meaning. | 
                Angela Brett Transport Assorted Nouns:Noises  | 
| VROOM (2) | Vehicle Revs Overly On Motorway | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Transport Assorted Nouns:Noises  | 
| VROOMSTICK | Vacuum Roaring Overhead... Occult Magic Starts To Incorporate Contemporary Knowledge. | 
                Angela Brett, considering what modern witches might fly around on. Transport  | 
| VULCAN | Vesuvius's Unpredictabilty = Life's Chancy Around Naples | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady - Vulcan was the Roman God of Fire and lived beneath a volcano, several ore mentioned as being home to him. Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses Science:Geology  | 
| VULCAN (2) | Vigorously Uses Logic. Comedic Antics? Never! | 
                Gavin Lambert Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek  | 
| VULCANODON | Very Unsophisticated Lizard, Certainly Ate No Other Dinosaurs. Outstretched Neck. | 
                Angela Brett Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs  | 
| VULGAR | Very Unlovely Lacks Gentleness And Refinement | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Adjectives  | 
| VULPIX | Very Uncooperative Letter Prevents Impeccable Xpansion | 
                Angela Brett (Vulpix is Pokemon #37) Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon  | 
| VULTURE | Violent Uncle Looking To Upset Ravisher's Enterprise | 
                Rico Leffanta People & Relationships  | 
| VULVA | Very Useful Lips Venus Arouses | 
                Rico Leffanta Science:Biology:Body Parts  | 
| VYING | Valiant Youths In National Games | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Sports & Recreation  | 
| VYING (2) | Victory's Yours -- If Nobody's Good. | 
                Angela Brett Assorted Verbs  |