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| 100% | ALL BRAN | A Loathesome Lawbreaker - But Regular - Attacks Niceguys |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking up a cereal killer
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| 100% | CHEERIOS | Cold Hearted Enemy Enters Residences, Inhibiting Occupants' Slumber |
Patricia Rix
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| 100% | COCO POPS | Cause Of Crime Outbreak - Perpetrator Of Pickpocketing Scam |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking up another cereal killer
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| 93% | CORNFLAKES MAN | Criminal Of Real Nastiness, Frequently Linked (with) A Killing Epidemic - Seems Modest And Nice. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking up a new name for the Baddy School roll - a cereal killer!
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| 100% | CREAM OF WHEAT | Callous Rascal Enjoys A Modicum Of Flax While He Expertly Attacks Toddlers |
Patricia Rix, who always adds a modicum of flax, whole or ground, to her cream of wheat.
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| 88% | INSTANT OATMEAL | Insidious Ne'er-do-well, Singularly Tasteless, Attempts New Triumphs Of Atrociousness, Twice Monthly Ending A Life |
Patricia Rix
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| 100% | KELLOGGS | Killers Enjoy Little Luxuries - Occasionally Getting Gustatory Sensations |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, acronymising a source of cereal killers.
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| 100% | PORRIDGE | Pathetic Old Reprobate Robs Indigent Dear Grannies & Elders |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, pouring milk on yet another cereal killer.
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| 86% | RICE KRISPIES | Rather Insolent Criminal, Especially Keen on Raiding Internet Sites and Pirating Interesting Exciting Software |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, devising another cereal killer.
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| 93% | SHREDDED WHEAT | Software Hacker. Rearranges Every Decoded Document Encountered Daily Which He Electronically Attempts to Thieve |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, creating yet another cereal killer
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| 90% | SHREDDIES | Slovenly Hitch-hiking Rogue Ensnares Damsels-Death Inevitably Ensues Suddenly |
Melanie Merswolke
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| 100% | SPECIAL K | Seriously Perillous. Expect Callous Icecold And Loathesome Killer |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, crunching his way through another cereal killer.
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| 100% | SULTANA BRAN | Superbaddy Uses Lethal Tactics... Afflicted Needs A Bowel Relief, Arse Necroses. |
Angela Brett (don't eat too much bran... it's a cereal killer!)
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| 100% | WEETBIX | Wrongfully Executing Enemies... Techniques Being Incredibly Xpert |
Angela Brett, creating another cereal killer
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