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Responses to a creativity challenge on using rude acronyms to attract attention to products, like BOGOF (Buy One, Get One Free)
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100% BASTARDBuy A Second Ticket And Receive Discount. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
100% DIPSOMANIAC (2)Drink In Pleasant Surroundings. Our Merriment's Arranged Nightly In Attractive Cellars. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
100% DUMB!Don't Underestimate My Bargains! Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
100% EAT POTATOEverything's At Twenty Percent Off, Today And Tomorrow Only! Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF and ANGELANESS- this one turned out to be a winning entry!)
100% GASBAG (2)Get A Second Book Absolutely Gratis Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
100% GET BENTGet Exercise - Tae Bo Extinguishes Nervous Tension. Angela Brett
100% GET STUFFEDGenuinely Exciting Travel! Special Trips Undertaken Featuring Farflung Exotic Destinations Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
100% GO AND TAKE A RUNNING JUMP AT YOURSELFGo On A Novel Discovery Trip - Adults & Kids Enjoy A Romp Unearthing Neolithic Novelties In Northern Greece - Just Under Mount Parnassus. A Thrilling Year Of Unparalleled Richness. Special Educational Lessons Featured. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
100% GO AWAYGo On, Ask, We'll Astound You. Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
100% GO AWAY, NOW!Get On A Wing, And You'll Navigate Our World. Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
0% GO F*CK YOURSELFGet Our Fabulous Unique Computer Key! Your Own Unbreakable Resource - Security Enhanced Locking Features Tony McCoy O'Grady, as a sign for outside Microsoft (see SHOVE OFF)
100% IDIOT (3)I Deal Insurance... Outsmart Tomorrow! Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
100% JUMP IN A LAKEJust Use Mother's Personal Identification Number, And Lunch At Kin's Expense! Angela Brett, while thinking about the SHOVE OFF challenge... although this one doesn't quite fit it.
90% MESSY SLOBMake Enormous Savings. Spend Your Sterling Lapping-up Our Bargains. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
100% NINCOMPOOPNo Interest, No Charge On Making Purchase... Organise Optimal Payments Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
100% PAGANSPray - And Get Afterlife's Necessities Secured Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
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100% PISS OFF (2)Party In-Store... Sale On Freaky Fashions! Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
100% PIZZA FACEPrimo In Zit-Zapping... Acnekleen Foams And Cleanses Epidermis. Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
100% RUDENESSRegular Users Discount Earns Nice Extra Special Savings Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
100% SHOVE OFFShop Here, Our Vegetarian Edibles Offer Fantastic Flavours. Tony McCoy O'Grady, responding to a creativity challenge on using rude acronyms to attract attention to products, like BOGOF (Buy One, Get One Free)
100% SHUT UP (2)Shop Here Using The Ultimate Plastic Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
100% STUFF YOUSave Thousands Using Freefone - For You're Obviously Unique. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
100% UGLY BOYSUntil Girls Like You - Buy Our Youthful Skincream. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
100% VANDALSValuable Antiques Neatly Displayed And, Luckily, Sold! Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
100% WANKERS NEEDEDWe All Need Kinetic Exercise Regularly. Sign Now! Enrolment's Easy, Don't Even Delay Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
100% YOU LAZY GITYou're Overdrawn? Unsecured Loans Arranged Zippily: You Get Interesting Terms. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)