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| 90% |                 DEMETRIUS | Despite Eye-juice Muddling Everything True Romance Is Ultimately Settled | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
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| 100% |                 HELENA | Her Evident Love Endures Nightmarish Artifices | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
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| 100% |                 HERMIA | Her Emotions Roused, Marriage Is Arranged | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
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| 100% |                 LYSANDER | Loves Young Sweetheart After Nocturnal Difficulties Eventually Resolved | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
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| 100% |                 NICK BOTTOM | Normally Innately Calm & Kind, Becomes Over-The-Top Overacting Maniac | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
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| 86% |                 OBERON | Oversees, By Eye-juice, Reign Of Nonsense | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
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| 100% |                 PETER QUINCE | Playwright's Efforts Towards 'Exact' Rehearsals Quite Unarguably Indicate Neurotic Character Elements | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
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| 100% |                 PUCK | Patently Unruly Chaos King | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
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| 88% |                 TITANIA | Tricked Into Thinking Ass-headed Nick Is Appealing | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
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| 100% |                 THESEUS | Thinks Hippolyta Extra Special - Eventually Union Succeeds | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
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