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| 100% |                 BACKHOUSE | Becomes A Cesspool; Kaopectate Has Often, Undoubtedly, Stopped Evacuation | 
                Patricia Rix
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| 100% |                 BATHROOM | Built As To Help Removal Of Our Motions | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| 100% |                 COMMODE | Crapper Or Men's Masturbation Outlet?  Determine Eventually. | 
                Jeff Anonymous
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| 100% |                 GENTS | Great Emergency - Need To Sh*t | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| 100% |                 KAZI | Keenly Avoid Zipping Intimates! | 
                Angela Brett
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| 100% |                 LADIES | Leaving A Dump Is Extremely Satisfying | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| 100% |                 LADIES (2) | Like A Doorway Into Effluent Stinkiness | 
                Patricia Rix
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| 100% |                 LAVATORY | Lacking Any Ventilation Attacks The Olfactory Receptors, Yes? | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| 100% |                 LITTLE ROOM | Leg It To Toilet - Liquid Egestion's Rarely Obliging, Often Messy. | 
                Angela Brett
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| 100% |                 LOO | Lavatory Or Outhouse | 
                Angela Brett
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| 100% |                 LOO (3) | Little Ol' Outhouse | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| 100% |                 LOO (4) | Locks Overthrow Observers | 
                Jeff Anonymous
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| 100% |                 OUTHOUSE | Off Underwear, Then Heave Out Undeniably Stinky Excreta. | 
                Angela Brett
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| 100% |                 PRIVY BOX | Privacy Required In Vault: You Become Outstandingly Xenophobic! | 
                Patricia Rix
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| 93% |                 TREASURE CHEST | That Retiring, Even Apologetic Spot (in) Undergrowth; Restfully, Everyone Can Have Excrementally Satisfying Time | 
                Patricia Rix, explaining: This is a wilderness latrine, which is really just a pit surrounded by a box with a hole in the top and a lid to keep the spiders dry. We don't call it that ourselves, we call it a PRIVY BOX
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| 100% |                 TOILET (2) | This Odd Invention Likes Eating Turds | 
                Apronymous Anonymous
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| 100% |                 TOILET | Trousers Off, I Leave Excreta There | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| 100% |                 TWISS | This Wordy Idiot Slandered, Somesay | 
                Jeff Anonymous (There is a tale about an Englishman called Richard Twiss who got a chamber pot named after him for slandering Ireland)
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