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| XAN | Xuberant Angel -- Not! | 
                Jeff Anonymous, referring to the morose elf in the "Baldur's Gate" computer-game series. Computers:Games:Game Characters  | 
| XANTH- | Xyris: Aptly Named! Tint's Here | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (Xyris is a yellow plant, and Xanth denotes yellowness.) Assorted Adjectives:Colours  | 
| XENOPHOBE | Xenophobes Enjoy Noting Other People Holding Old Biases Everlasting. | 
                Sean Lamb (http://august1.com/pubs/dict/ is the only legal dictionary online that I've seen with entries under X, including this one.  Since a xenophobe is biased against alien residents, one would need others with similar biases to rationalize such views.) People & Relationships  | 
| XFREE (2) | X From Redhat Expires Easily | 
                Jeff Anonymous Computers:Linux  | 
| XIAOSAURUS | Xiaosaurus Is Another Ornithischian Species; All Uncovered Remains Unusually Small | 
                Sean Lamb (Xiaosaurus has only been found in fragments; it is estimated that this creature stood only 1.5 feet tall) Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs  | 
| XMAS | Xrated Movie About Santa | 
                Rico Leffanta, who mentions that an annually published French cartoon shows an errant Father Christmas mistaking the chimney. Entertainment:Movies Time:Special Occasions:Christmas  | 
| XYLITOL | Xpect You'll Lose Inches Through Overpriced Lollies? | 
                Angela Brett Food & Drink:Condiments  | 
| XYLOPHONE | Xpressive Yet Lively Once Person Hammers Orchestral Notes Enchantingly | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Entertainment:Music:Instruments  | 
| XYLOPHONES | Xerox Your Lover's Organ! Play Havoc On Next Etude Session! | 
                Rico Leffanta Entertainment:Music:Instruments  | 
| XYLOSE SORBITOL | Xylitol... You'll Love Our Substitute. Everyday Sugar Often Rots But Its Taste Obviates Lesions. | 
                Angela Brett (xylose sorbitol, a.k.a. XYLITOL is used as a sweetener in dental products and low-calorie foods... so even though sugar is bad for our teeth, making products taste like it can encourage people to look after their teeth.) Food & Drink:Condiments People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products  | 
| XZAR | Xtreme Zhentarim Alongside Road | 
                Jeff Anonymous (this character from the Baldur's Gate computer game series claims to belong to a society known as the 'Black Network of Zhentarim'... yet he can be found alongside a road, as I recall) Computers:Games:Game Characters  | 
| YABBER | You're Always Bloody Bellyaching, Expressing Resentments | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Communication:Talking  | 
| YACHT | You're Among Classy Harbour Traffic | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Transport  | 
| YACHT (2) | You Actually Can Have Travelled | 
                Jan Morgan Transport  | 
| YAHOO | Yak At Hearts Opponents Online | 
                Angela Brett (Hearts is one of the games available at http://games.yahoo.com, you can converse or 'yak' with other players while playing.) Computers:Games Computers:Internet  | 
| YAHOO (2) | You're A Horridly Odious Oaf! | 
                Patricia Rix People & Relationships:Insults  | 
| YAHOO.COM | You Are Here: On Online Community Of Millions | 
                Angela Brett Computers:Internet:URLs  | 
| YAKIMA | Your Australian Kangaroos Ingest My Apples | 
                Rico Leffanta (Yakima is a town in Washington, noted for red delicious apple exports.) Places:Towns & Cities:USA  | 
| YAM | Yet Another Meal | 
                Sean Lamb Food & Drink  | 
| YAMAHA | You're A Motorcyclist? Aren't Hondas Awful? | 
                Tony McCoy O'VroomVroom Transport:Car Makes & Models  | 
| YARDSTICK | Ye Auld Ruler... Do Stop Talking Imperial - Count Kilometres! | 
                Angela Brett Science:Mathematics:Measurement  | 
| YARE | You Are Really Educable! | 
                Chin Shih Tang.  I saw the word for the first time on the site. Once I looked up the definition, the apronymization came easily.  Assorted Adjectives Education  | 
| YARN | You Are Really Nice! | 
                Rico Leffanta Communication  | 
| YARP (2) | You Automatically Reverse PRAY/Procedure/Protection/Process | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see YARP) Computers:Windows:Applications:The opposite of PRAY  | 
| YARP (3) | You're Allowed Reverse PRAY/Procedure/Protection/Process | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see YARP) Computers:Windows:Applications:The opposite of PRAY  | 
| YARROW | Yet Another Redhat Release Of Wonder | 
                Sean Lamb (Yarrow was the codename for RedHat's Fedora Core Linux 1.0) Computers:Linux Names:Code Names:Linux  | 
| YASA | Yet Another Silly Acronym | 
                Original author unknown... however when Angela first used it in an email, Tony suggested 'You Are So Apposite', 'You're A Saintly Anthony', and 'Youth And Sex Abound.' Angela then replied with 'You Are Self-praising Also.' Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational  | 
| YAST | You Are Susefied Today | 
                Sean Lamb (YaST really means Yet Another Setup Tool, which is used to install SuSE Linux)  Re-expansions of existing acronyms Computers:Linux  | 
| YAVERLANDIA | Yet Another Very Extinct Reptile. Little Animal Never Dwelled In Asia | 
                Sean Lamb (Yaverlandia, at 2' 3" tall, was discovered in Yaverland Battery on the Isle of Wight) Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs  | 
| YEAH! | You Expressing Anger Happily | 
                Rulgnaj Yerdon Communication:Yesses And Noes  | 
| YEARBOOK | You Easily Are Ruined Because Of Obnoxious Kids | 
                Peter & Christina - We're the co-editor and editor of the yearbook staff. Enough said. Education Communication:Periodicals  | 
| YEARBOOK (2) | Year's Events, Activities Recorded Because Of Ordinary Kinetics | 
                Jan Morgan -- moving from grade to grade requires records of the year's events and the fun or not of it Education Communication:Periodicals  | 
| YELLING INTO A DEAF EAR | You Evidently Listen Little. I'll Now Generate Increased Noise (Throat Open And Declaim Excessively) And Facilitate Effecting A Response | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Phrases  | 
| YELLOW (2) | Yolk's Exceptionally Lovely, Lying On White | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Adjectives:Colours  | 
| YELLOW (3) | Yellow Encased Long Lush. Organic Wonderful! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Banana. Food & Drink Assorted Adjectives:Colours  | 
| YELLOW (4) | Yell Enemy Lax Leaving Outlying Weapons | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Military People & Relationships:Personality Traits  | 
| YES | Your Expectation's Satisfied | 
                Angela Brett Communication:Yesses And Noes  | 
| YES (2) | Yet Ends Successfully | 
                Jan Morgan Communication:Yesses And Noes  | 
| YIKES | Your Intense Keening Evinces Surprise | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Main  | 
| YIN/YANG | Your Influential Nature - You Avoid Net Gains | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: Together they add up to a set 'total'. If you lose three 'points' of yin, then you gain three 'points' of yang, as far as I can interpret it. Religion  | 
| YIPPIE | You Ignore Peer Pressure In Extremes | 
                Rico Leffanta Main  | 
| YODA | You're One Dire Actor | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Entertainment:Movies Art & Literature:Fictional Characters  | 
| YOKEL | You Only Kiss Engaging Lips | 
                Rico Leffanta People & Relationships  | 
| YOKEL (2) | Your Own Kin Evoke Lust | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships  | 
| YORICK | Your Only Residue Inspires Comic Knockabout | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark  | 
| YORK | Yorkshire's Own Rebellious Knight | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI  | 
| YOSEMITES | You Own Some Expensive Macintoshes - It Tortures Envious Souls! | 
                Angela Brett - Yosemite was the code name for the blue and white Power Mac G3s. Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware Names:Code Names:Apple  | 
| YOU ARE HOT AS HELL | Years Of Using A Radiation Emitter Has One's Temperature Absolutely Scorching, Having Endured Lamp's Lights | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, who mused on what would happen if bodies stored the heat from sunbeds for a long time.... some people would boil over! Science:Biology Science:Physics  | 
| YOU ARE LOOKING SEXY TONIGHT | Yes, Oh Undoubtedly Amorous Response Elicited. Look Out! O. K. I Need Gratifying Sexually Erotic Xperience. You're Too Obvious - Now I'm Getting Horny Too! | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (See YOU LOOK HORRIBLE DURING THE DAY) People & Relationships:Love & Lust  | 
| YOU ARE SO HOT | You're Obviously Utterly Aroused, Really Excited, So Offer Him/Her Orgasmic Tumble | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust  | 
| YOU ARE SO HOT (2) | You Oughta Use Antibiotics... Reducing Every Symptom Obviously Helps One's Temperature. | 
                Angela Brett Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments  | 
| YOU DON'T WANT TO DRINK THAT | Years Of Underaged Drinking Only Numbs The Wit, And Needs Toughness To Overcome. Dignity Remains In Not Knowing The Hard Ale's Taste. | 
                Angela Brett, who was intending to do YOU DON'T WANT TO PANIC People & Relationships:Advice Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic  | 
| YOU DON'T WANT TO PANIC | Youthful Ominiscience Usually Doesn't 'Own' Negative Thinking - When Accidents (Needless Things) Threaten One's Parents Advise Not Ignoring Caution. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: I'm not sure what, exactly, that conveys - it is 'meant' to convey that in an emergency young people can panic because they don't see that negative thinking tends to rule out caution, which older people see as a good thing. (I think) See also I'LL PANIC IF I WANT TO and YOU DON'T WANT TO DRINK THAT People & Relationships:Advice  | 
| YOU LAZY GIT | You're Overdrawn? Unsecured Loans Arranged Zippily: You Get Interesting Terms. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans  | 
| YOUNG | Youth's Ongoing, Until Nearly Geriatric | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Time:Age  | 
| YOUNG ADULTS | Young One Uses Necessary Gifts And Deems Unconditional Learning Talent, Studies | 
                Jan Morgan Time:Age  | 
| YOUNG OFFENDER | Years Of Untold Neglect Generated One Fledgling Felon. Especially Needs Direct Effective Rehabilitation | 
                Sean Lamb People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals  | 
| YOUR IDEAS ON PAPER | Yuck... Old, Useless Rubbish... It Doesn't Even Allow Searching. One Needn't Print A Perfect Electronic Record. | 
                Angela Brett, expressing her ideas on paper in response to an unsuccessful search term. Communication  | 
| YOUR MOM | Youth's Opinions Usually Reflect Much Of Mother | 
                TMcCO'G People & Relationships:Family  | 
| YOU SMELL BAD | Your Odour's Unspeakable... Somebody Must Explain Life's Laws - Buy A Deodorant! | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships:Insults People & Relationships:Advice  | 
| YOU STINK | Your Odour's Unbelievably Strong! Take Immediate Notice, Kindly. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Insults People & Relationships:Advice  | 
| YOUTH | You're Obviously Unable To Hesitate | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, still picking holes in MacGirl. MacGirl & KeyBoard Time:Age  | 
| YOUTH GROUP (CHURCH) | You're Only Used To Hearing God's Rage Or Unanswered Prayers? Come Here, Understand Real Christian Happiness. | 
                Angela Brett Religion  | 
| YOU'VE LEFT OUT A Y - CALAMITY! | You've Omitted Unique Vowel, Exceptional Letter - Eminently Flexible To Operate Usefully Twoways As Your Consonantal Assonantal Letter. Angela Might Indicate To You. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Jeff left out a Y in an expansion of ZZZZZZZZZRA on the forums. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms  | 
| YTTERBIUM | You Try This Expansion. Reference Book Is Unhelpful, Mostly. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms Science:Chemistry:Elements  | 
| YTTRIUM | Your Television Tube Requires It's Use, Mainly. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Chemistry:Elements  | 
| YUCCA | Yogi Unearths California Cactus Acupuncture | 
                Rico Leffanta Science:Biology:Plants  | 
| YUCK! | Your Underarms Could Kill! | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships:Insults  | 
| YUGOSLAVIA | Your Usual Genocide One Supposes, Lasting American Victory Is Attainable? | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Countries  | 
| YUM! | Your Ultimate Meal | 
                Angela Brett Food & Drink  | 
| YUM BADGE | Your Ultimate MacEvangelist Beautification - Advertise Delicious G3 Ensemble! | 
                Angela Brett, referring to her 'Yum' badges featuring the five flavours of iMac in a circle and the word 'Yum.' Computers:Macintosh & Newton  | 
| YUM BADGE (2) | You're Undressed! Maybe Because Apple's Decorative Garment's Excluded. | 
                Angela Brett, because she's sure that if Annie had had a Mac, she'd have sung that you're never fully dressed without a Yum badge. Computers:Macintosh & Newton  | 
| YUM BRIGADE | You Use Macintosh? Barge Round In Garb Advertising Delectable Electronics. | 
                Angela Brett, after an Apple Update where we all got free YUM BADGEs. Computers:Macintosh & Newton  | 
| YUP | You're Unusually Perceptive! | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela correctly guessed why he didn't want his ME expansion in the stack. (Hopefully it's okay to just mention it!) Communication:Yesses And Noes  | 
| YUPPIE (2) | Young Unsocial Pretentious Pig Ignorant Executive | 
                John Richard Jones. I thought of this after an encounter with three yuppies on a train. People & Relationships  | 
| YURT | Your Uniquely Russian Tent | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Buildings  | 
| YVONNE | Young Virgins Often Need New Excitement | 
                Rico Leffanta Names:First names:Female  | 
| ZABAGLIONE | Zesty And Beautiful - A Good Lunch Is Obviously Nearly Ended | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Food & Drink  | 
| ZAIBATSU | Zen Associates Is Biased, Affluent Top Socialites United | 
                Jan Morgan Commerce  | 
| ZAIRE | Zebras Abound In Region's East. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Countries  | 
| ZAMBIA | Zinc And Mining-Based Industries Abound. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Countries  | 
| ZAPDOS | Zestily Annihilate Pretty Dumb Operating System? | 
                Angela Brett, speculatiing that Zapdos (Pokemon #145) wants to destroy MS-DOS. Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon  | 
| ZAPDOS (2) | Zooms Across Power Department's Official Safeline | 
                Dundee (Zapdos is Pokemon #145) Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon  | 
| ZECHARIAH | Zerubbabel Established, Crowned. Hope About Rightful Improvement At Hand. | 
                Sue Johnson Religion:Bible books  | 
| ZEPHANIAH | Zealous Eschatological Prophet Has A New Imprecation Against Hubris. | 
                Sue Johnson Religion:Bible books  | 
| ZERO TOLERANCE | Zap Experimental Rounds Of Thievery, Offender's Liberty Encourages Repeated And Nastier Criminal Exploits. | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships:Law & Order  | 
| ZIFF | Zero Insertion Fun, Frankly! | 
                Duncan Smith, in response to an unsuccessful search. According to acronymfinder.com ZIFF means Zero Insert Force Field - Duncan explains: ZIFF means Zero Insertion Force.  I think that the extra F is a typo or a joke, becuase I have never seen it before.  ZIF means Zero Insertion Force, which is a name for a type of CPU socket which, logically enough, allows you to insert the CPU into the socket with a lever instead of pushing and bending pins. Re-expansions of existing acronyms Computers:Generic Hardware  | 
| ZILCH | Zero Interest Level Confirmed Here | 
                Rico Leffanta Science:Mathematics:Numbers  | 
| ZIMBABWE | Zealous In Making Beginnings Against Black & White Extremists | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Countries  | 
| ZINC | Zenith In Non-Corrosion | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Chemistry:Elements  | 
| ZION | Zone Is On Nation | 
                Jan Morgan Places Religion  | 
| ZIP | Zero! Innovation! Progress! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics:Numbers  | 
| ZIP (2) | Zero Invisible Power! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics:Numbers  | 
| ZIP (3) | Zero Incrementation Power | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics  | 
| ZIP (4) | Zero Infinitely Powerful! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics:Numbers  | 
| ZIP (5) | Zero Is Placeholder | 
                Angela Brett Science:Mathematics:Numbers  | 
| ZIP (6) | Zero & Infinitesimal -- Partners! | 
                Angela Brett Science:Mathematics:Numbers  | 
| ZIP CODE | Zilch If Postal Code Omitted - Dead End! | 
                Patricia Rix Communication  | 
| ZITI | Zesty Italian Tasty Ingredients | 
                Sean Lamb Food & Drink  | 
| ZODIAC | Zoo Of Dozen Idolized Astronomical Characters | 
                Rico Leffanta Religion:Astrology  | 
| ZODIAC (2) | Zoo Of Dynamics In Astrology Capers | 
                Jan Morgan Religion:Astrology  | 
| ZOMBIE MAN | Zoological Obsession Makes Badman Instigate Extremely Messy Animal Nuisance | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady - trying to create what will be the last entry in the stack MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains  | 
| ZOMBIES ATTACK | Zoological Organisms Mutated By Infectious Epidemic Strike At Towns; Total Annihilation, Civilans Killed | 
                Inev Entertainment:Movies  | 
| ZONKED | Zapped-Out Noggin Keeping Euphoria Dazzled | 
                Rico Leffanta Assorted Adjectives  | 
| ZOOBIE | Zion Of Occupations, Books In Education | 
                Jan Morgan -- name given to  students attending Brigham Yung University Education  | 
| ZOPE | Zero Online Publishing Equivalents | 
                Sean Lamb (Zope is a web page programming environment) Computers:Internet  | 
| ZORBA | Zesty Old Rogue Barters Adventure | 
                Rico Leffanta Main  | 
| ZUCCHINI | Zucca Uses Cognomen 'Courgette' Here In Non-Italy | 
                Angela Brett Food & Drink  | 
| ZURICH | Zwingli's Upstart Religion Is Considered Heretical. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, beating his own attempt at getting the last acronym in the stack. We challenge you acronymisers out there to beat it! (Zwingli was a Swiss priest and reformation character in Zurich in the 1500s.) Places:Towns & Cities  | 
| ZWINGLI | Zealous Worker In New Gospel Literary Interpretations | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Religion Names:Famous people  | 
| ZWITTERION | Zany Wierd Ion That's 'Twice Electified' - Result Isn't Only Negative | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Chemistry  | 
| ZYMOTIC | Zesty Yeasts Make One's Throat Infection Contagious | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, [temporarily] succeeding in creating the stack's last acronym. You try to beat ZYMOTIC! Science:Biology  | 
| ZZ TOPS | Zippy Zithers Tangle Opus Players Singing | 
                Rico Leffanta Entertainment:Music:Artists  | 
| ZZ TOPS' LAST ALBUM | Zachery Zzzzzzzzzra Thinks Old Pop Singers Latest Arranged Song Tracks Are Largely Brilliant, Utterly Marvellous! | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela told him that someone had changed his name to Zachary Zzzzzzzzzra to be the last in the phone book. Entertainment:Music  | 
| ZZV | Zanesville's Zlichified Viewrange | 
                Jeff Anonymous (In reference to the Zanesville, OH, airport code and Zero-Zero Visibility) Re-expansions of existing acronyms Science:Meteorology  |